Chocolate phone

I'm talking on the phone but it's chocolate and the receiver looks so inviting that I keep moving closer to it, and my mom can tell on the other end because she keeps asking if I'm ok. And I'm not really, because I think I can eat the phone, and then just as she's asking about teaching the whole plastic receiver is in my mouth, and saliva is leaking into the speaker holes and I'm not responding to my mom but I think I can taste chocolate so I keep sucking the mouthpiece until I pretend the connection is bad and hang up, utterly ashamed.