Folk festival
Today is the folk festival in Calgary and I have a tarp chip on my shoulder. Tarp chips are people that bring their 8 by 10 tarps to the grass in front of the stage and lay them down to reserve a spot. These tarp chips use a big tarp for just 4 people. They get mad if you cross an inch of their tarp. Tarp chips yell and make angry sounds. Tarp chips have no respect for sarong's. Tarp chips think they are all that and a bag of chips. Tarp chips are oil tycoons who hate women. They also hate non-heterosexuals. Tarp chips are evil. Today (I predict), I will have a tarp chip on my shoulder.
posted by Chad and Sharon at 9:35 PM
8 Comments:
sharon, email pictures!
yeah those tarp chips. Never met one but they sound horrible!!! maybe you should have joined me at the women's conference with 12,000 other women. very intense!!! :)
hey sorry i missed the coffee party last week :(
i was definitley bummed but i hope it was fun. take care and lets play soon!
sharon...I miss you! why do people need to have fun in my absence? it should not be allowed. :) we need to have a tete-a-tete however...stagette, anyone? :)
i'm with you on that one.
me three
I concur.
Chad, update your fucking blog. Argh. Man.
Woman.
Child.
Sounds like some tarpies need someperson to open a can or so on their chips.
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