Simon

This blog is dedicated to Simon

Everyone, meet Simon. This picture was taken without his authorization or knowledge, thus it is not a good angle. However, this man was impertinent to forming our experience in China.

Facts learned about Simon:
1. He is from Denmark
2. He likes techno-music
3. He wanders the streets of China after hours and subsequently gets a ride home in a police vehicle
4. All Chinese are trying to steal from him
5. ...Especially the women he takes home with him for the night whom leave with his money
6. He hates teaching
7. After getting ready to go... somewhere... he stands absentmindedly on his doorstep wondering what he was going to do
8. He wanted to murder us in his sleep
9. Val claims the above is true
10. We are exceptional at mimicking his accent

Thank you Simon, for giving us something to write home about.