Fudge

"Gmail's a piece of shit
Gmail's a piece of shit
Gmail's a piece of shit
But only in China"

-a song written by Chad

Freak!!! Gmail and google have their asses tied in knots b/c we are in China. Interesting that google always works through our friends at www.anonymouse.org but not always through our regular Chinese server. ARGH! I feel that there is some censorship going on AND IT'S FREAKING ANNOYING!!

Gmail- please don't sue me. I'm just frustrated.

Mars is Better than Jupiter

The sweetened prunes rotted his teeth, and the dentist always gave him lollipops after a visit. I guess that's why the police report said the body was gummed to death.

Cloud Blocking Rain

The Sun is crying. Why is it so sad? The trees are smiling. Why are they so happy? They are happy because the Sun is crying. Now they have water to grow. Soon the trees wont be as happy. They will be sad when the clouds have gone and the Sun is out. Then they will have no shade, and sweat all of the tears back to the Sun. Then the Sun will start crying again, because mineral deposits are a touchy subject for it. Then the trees will be happy again.

Knife // Gunfight

Don't worry, I won't.