Who prints these lies?!

Mathematical untruths! No Proof!
My hand is cold from using the mouse.
It is cold in my house.
I should release the fire trapped inside a log.
Bloc Party.
Now both speakers are working it sounds much better.
Life's the same living in stereo, life's the same, except for the shoes.

A Long Way Down

It is interesting, that of all the single digits, the number 8 is evenly divisible by the most numbers, yet we did not post a single entry in the eighth month of the year! Isn't that mathematically unlikely?
On a related note, this is how I'm most likely to die.

You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead). Disappear 93% Gunshot 80% Suicide 67% Cut Throat 67% Eaten 67% Disease 67% Stabbed 47% Accident 47% Posion 40% Natural Causes 33% Drowning 33% Bomb 27% Suffocated 0% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com